The Sprawling Chaos

Sep 20 2014

eroic:

In spirit of Halloween coming soon, I will draw anyone who reblogs this as a monster based on their blog!

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slayer-slayer-slayer:

nico-ahegao:

if you work at a sex shop is it still nsfw

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(Source: kakerukurosawa, via princequeerdeer)

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wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

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Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

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misandry-mermaid:

littlemissgg:

airbendingamy:

Everyone watch this movie.

This movie is so under-rated and amazing

Hard Candy (2005)

TW for themes of pedophila and CSA.

(Source: stelmarias, via peripateticfangirl)

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javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via autisticfeferipeixes)

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plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

(Source: fweecarter, via early-morning-ramblings)

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Sep 19 2014

rosesollux:

The girl I was babysitting loves Gravity falls, and wanted to dress up as Mabel.

It’s not like I could have said no.

(Source: wizardbird, via princequeerdeer)

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joemerl:

Props to my brother Anthony for coming up with this joke.

joemerl:

Props to my brother Anthony for coming up with this joke.

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shooshpapping:

steven you fucking moron the episode was called "an indirect kiss" because connie drinking your gross backwash juice was AN INDIRECT KISS. you dont have healing spit you broken dishwasher you have healing kisses. god.

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thedorkiestviking:

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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UI JUST SPIT OUT MY JUICE

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