petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
reblogging because this is the best idea ever
Yes, but can we have her mutter to herself under her breath in mandarin and have the tardis refuse to translate because she thinks it’s hysterical?
kay but we all know tom and harry got it on at some point like you know those boys frickle frackled at some point
like just think about after tom and b’elanna get together and he’s like ‘so uhhh i feel like you should know about this’ and she probably laughed herself silly like ‘tom that’s not a secret everybody knows about that’
- albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock
- harry potter: i was not
- albus severus potter: dad you were totally a jock with a trust fund, because only a jock with a trust fund would give me a name like this
- harry potter: i was not a jock with a trust fund. ginny, set albus straight
- ginny potter: honey, you were and are a jock with a trust fund
Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)
This is important.
This concept right here is the root of my dysfunction with most human interactions.